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Statistics
Statistics

Longest Winning Streak
9 games - Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2007 Weeks 6-14
7 games - Camel Toe - 2008 Weeks 11-17
6 games - fox run giant otters - 2007 Weeks 7-12
6 games - Fantasy Gangster - 2006 Weeks 1-6
6 games - Muffin Tops - 2007 Weeks 2-7
6 games - The Horde - 2008 Weeks 1-6
6 games - Fantasy Gangster - Weeks 1-6

Longest Losing Streak
12 games - The Horde - 2007 Wk 5-16
7 games -The Horde- 2006 Wk 12-17, 2007 Wk 1

Most Points in a Week
165 points - The Horde - 2007 Week 2
168 points - Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2008 Week 17
162 points - Fantasy Gangster - 2007 Week 6
156 points - Camel Toe - 2007 Week 3

Least Points in a Week
44 points - Jacked Up - 2006 Week 14
44 points - Fox Run Giant Otters - 2007 Wk 3
44 points* - The Horde - 2007 Week 7
45 points - The Horde - 2007 Week 16

Combined Points in a Week
303 points - The Inmates over Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2008 Week 12
270 points - Fantasy Gangster tied All Up In It - 2007 Week 9
264 points - Fantasy Gangster over The Horde - 2007 Week 6
262 points - The Horde over Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2007 Week 2

Most Points in a Season
1940 - Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2007
1869 - Muffin Tops - 2007
1771 - Chopsticks - 2008
1758 - Fantasy Gangster - 2006

Least Points in a Season
1413 - Fox Run Giant Otters - 2008
1436 - Chucks Chest... - 2007
1440 - Muffin Tops - 2008
1449 - Jacked Up - 2006

Most Points Against in a Season
1836 - All Up in It - 2007
1809 - The Horde - 2007
1800 - The Horde - 2006

Least Points Against in a Season
1395 - Fox Run Giant Otters - 2007
1479 - Midget Ninjas (no playoffs) - 2006
1480 - Chopsticks - 2008

Most Player Points in a Week (starter)
52 - Adrain Peterson - Fantasy Gangster - 2007 Week 9
49 - LaDanian Tomlinson - All Up In It - 2007 Week 6

Most Player Points in a Week (non-starter)
44 - Joseph Addai - Fantasy Gangster - 2006 Week 12
39 - Donovan McNabb - Camel Toe - 2007 Week 3
39 - Ronnie Brown - Fox Run Giant Otters - 2008 Week 3

Least Player Points in a Week (starter)
-5 - Eli Manning - Fantasy Gangster - 2007 Week 12
-3 - Jon Kitna - Camel Toe - 2007 Week 5
-3 - Peyton Manning - 2008 Week 7

Most Player Points in a Season
466 - Tom Brady - 2007
426 - LaDanian Tomlinson - 2006
377 - Drew Brees - 2008
359 - Peyton Manning - 2006

Most Player Points in a Season By Position
QB - 466 - Tom Brady - 2007
RB - 426 - LaDanian Tomlinson - 2006
WR -  285 - Randy Moss - 2007
TE - 158 - Tony Gonzalez - 2008
PK - 144 - Stephen Gostkowski - 2008
DEF - 195 - Baltimore Ravens - 2006

Most Points Playoffs
251 - Fantasy Gangster - 2006
243 - Fantasy Gangster - 2008
239 - Fox Run Giant Otters - 2007
205 - Nice Canz - 2006

Least Points Playoffs
133 - The Horde - 2008
139 - Ron Mexico's Revenge - 2007
143 - Chopsticks - 2008
144 - I Hate ... Bitches - 2006
150 - All Up In It - 2008

Most Player Points Playoffs
96 - Kurt Warner - undrafted - 2008
95 - Larry Fitzgerald - undrafted - 2008
72 - Donovan McNabb - Fantasy Gangster - 2008
64 - Eli Manning - undrafted - 2007
56 - Peyton Manning - Fox Run - 2006
56 - Tom Brady - Muffin Tops - 2007
54 - Thomas Jones - Fantasy Gangster - 2006

Least Player Playoff Points (starter)
0 - Brandon Jacobs - Nice Canz - 2006
1 - Derrick Mason - Nice Canz - 2006
1 - Marvin Harrison - Muffin Tops - 2007
1 - John Kasey - Chopsticks - 2008

Awards

Best Horse Award
LaDanian Tomlinson - 2006 - More than two times the points of the number 8 RB
Tob Brady - 2007 - 40% more points than the #2 player

Team Killing Injuries Award
2006 - Donovan McNabb or Shaun Alexander
2007 - Ronnie Brown or Jake Delhomme or Larry Johnson

Best/Worst Coach Award
2007 - nice canz - started two injured players in a  week, started bye week players more than once
2006 - Jacked Up - starting bye week players, biggest ass kicking (see right), etc.


Trades

See League Website for trade history.

The HAMMER Award

Here you will see details of the biggest ass poundings the Schmuck Free League has seen.

The HAMMER                                  the nail
                           


#1 - 93 points
            Midget Ninjas 
            HAMMERED 
            Jacked Up
The Jackass poop really hit the fan this week as Midget Ninjas 150 points (the highest of 2006) met up with the Jacked Up's 57 points (4th lowest point total ever).  The 2006 week 9 victory could stand for a long time as the Ninjas really flexed their muscles.


#2 - 86 points
            nice canz 
            HAMMERED 
            fox run giant otters
This battle of the teams that hate CAPITAL LETTERS was a laugher. Ronnie Brown went off like Ricky Williams on a bong and put up 40 by himself and Roy Williams played in the game that would make Buddy Ryan cry…there were 63 points on the board at halftime of the Philly/Detroit game. The only bright spot for fox run, besides the 35 points Favre put up on the bench, was that one of his RBs finally found the endzone. With almost everyone hurting, fox run will be in trouble again in Week 4. And, oh by the way, this one is number two on the hammer list…that’s jacked up.
#3 - 82 points
            Camel Toe 
            HAMMERED 
            Chuck's Chest of Fantasy Football Goodness
Camel Toe was taking notes when The Horde put up his monster week. The Toe really ‘dug deep’ in this one, put up 156 points, and didn’t even start the right QB. Kitna and Westbrook almost put up enough to handle Chuck’s Chest of Gay Long Names by themselves. Looks like Chuck may have let his 2 year old set his lineup this week as he put up a 58.7% efficiency rating. Another oddity is that Reggie Bush (on the bench) put up 15 points and only had 35 yards offense.
Most Recent Schmuck
(Starting an injured or bye week player)

nice canz - 2007 Week 4, Week 6, Week 7
Week 4 - Yearning for special mention on the website, nice canz has actually outdone Jacked Up by starting not one, but two players that were injurued.  Both players were declared out on Friday or before, yet the canz started JP Losman and Stephen Jackson.  He deserves mention here for starting Losman even if he was healthy, but an injured Losman...terrible.

Week 6 - nice canz does it again starting Roy Williams on his bye week and only loses by 13 points.  He still is carrying Losman who would have made a nice drop to pick up a WR.

Week 7 - This is getting old.  This one is minor, but nice canz did not start a TE this week as Winslow was on a bye.  He still got whipped pretty bad, so it likely didnt matter though.

nice canz

The Horde - 2007 Week 7
Sure The Horde had bye week problems this week, but poor planning, laziness and sheer disregard for the game caused him to start 5 players that did not play in Week 7.  He started 2 bye week kickers (one that he picked up through Waivers before week 7), 2 bye week wide receivers, and an injured tight end.  To make things even worse, he dropped his tight end the following week.  The Horde tied the record for lowest point total for a week with 44 points but it certainly will have an asterisk next to it.

Chuck's Chest - 2007 Week 7
This was a bad week in the SFL, and Chuck rounded out the schmuckness by starting an injured TE, no kicker, and 4 wide receivers.  Why the extra wide receiver if you already bailed on the week....ah yes...because you are a schmuck.

Jacked Up - 2006 Week 9

In Week 9 of the 2006 season, Jacked Up proved to be the most irresposible owner to date.  He started his Quarterback that was on a bye and did not start a utility player.  However, this total lack of respect earned him the Hammer Award for the biggest ass pounding ever.  It's like he chose his logo specifically for this week.

 




Arrests

If a player is on your roster, gets arrested, and you start him that week, you get a 20 point bonus

Coverted Arrests
Camel Toe - Brandon Marshall (DUI) - 2007 Week 7

Missed Arrests
Fox Run Giant Otters - Antonio Bryant (DUI) - 2006 Week 11
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